At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave
and said: "Oh, can I have my balls back, please?"
Well they might not mean that much to you
but they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah
So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he
would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
but you see the same thing's happened to me"
So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more, please
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah
Oh, and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life
if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no
So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me, I'm down on my knees
Yeah
And I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this
Come on
Bring 'em back
They're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring 'em back to me
Some people buy a Mellotron and write "OK Computer", we bought one and wrote this. The first song I wrote after returning from my American nightmare. It's pretty self-explanatory really.