Music: Written and performed by John Avery (acoustic guitar, bass guitar, piano, drum programming)
This obscure song was written by Jarvis Cocker and John Avery for a play called 200% and Bloody Thirsty by the Sheffield based Forced Entertainment theatre group. A demo was recorded in early 1988. In the end the song wasn't used.
Even though it wasn't written as a Pulp song it was performed live once at the infamous Day That Never Happened concert at The Leadmill in August 1988.