This unreleased Relaxed Muscle track was made available on J.P. Buckle's MySpace page in early 2007. It was long since been removed. Its official name is unknown. Dirty Dick is a good guess based on the lyrics.
Dirty Dick give up your tricks
Give up, I'm telling you now
You're a womaniser, tantaliser
No-good man about town
Oh, climbing up the drainpipes when the old man's not around
Time to pull your pants up and settle down
Creeping through the back gates
and filling in the cracks
Oh, beggars can't be choosy
with their floozies in the flat
Sexpots turn to piss pots
and sweethearts turn to stone
Oh, the dirty thirties
Filthy forties
Living on their own
Oh, dirty Dick give up your tricks
Give up, I'm telling you now
'Cos you're a womaniser, tantaliser
No-good man about town
Oh, climbing up the drainpipes when the old man's not around
Time to pull your pants up and settle down
What are you doing the rest of your life?
Who gave permission to sleep with my wife?
Stoking the fire, ah, twisting the knife
Oh, night after night after night after night after night
Oh right!
I said dirty Dick give up your tricks
Give up, I'm telling you now
'Cos you're a womaniser, tantaliser
No-good man about town
Climbing up the drainpipes when the old man's not around
Time to pull your pants up and settle down
Yeah, it's time to pull your pants up and settle down
I said dirty Dick, give up your tricks
Give up, I'm telling you now
'Cos you're a womaniser, tantaliser
No-good man about town