Written by: Jarvis Cocker, Steve Mackey, Tim McCall and Ross Orton
Recorded by: Steve Albini
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You pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard
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You pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard, you pilchard
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This girl at our school wasn't particularly good-looking, but she became renowned for allowing boys to do things with her… she was referred to as 'Pilchard'. I quite like it being an instrumental because it gives me a chance to show off my guitar playing.