Let's get some frames exposed
Shed your staples and your clothes
Now give me all youve got to give
Positive and negative
F-stops and G strings
Two of my favorite things
I don't want to join in
My dear, you must be joking
I just want to photograph you
Where've you been all my life?
I don't want you for my wife
I like to look and you look great
In five by four, or ten by eight
On the page, you are my muse
In my arms you have no use
You better stay under the bed
Or in the dark of my darkroom instead
Cos I just want to photograph you
Photographs don't argue
Photographs don't get old
Photographs, photographs
Do as they are told
All those things I said I'd do
I never could have done
Cos I've already shot my load
So let me load another one
You don't like my attitude?
Well I, I only like you when you're nude
No, I don't want you to be real
Too much hard work does not appeal
No I just want to photograph you