"It's easy to get lost here," groans Jarvis Cocker. "So, if you want to get your bearings, you're at Glastonbury, we're PULP, and we're going to play some songs..."

Thus warned, we behold Jarv, the ever-ludicrous Russell Senior and the other three playing 'Razzmatazz' and 'Lip Gloss' and 'Acrylic Afternoon' with the usual meeting of plinky ineptitude and accomplished dazzle. The latter, inevitably, wins out: Jarvis wonders whether someone, somewhere, might be ensuring that life imitates art while they play the ever-so-slightly marvellous 'Do You Remember The First Time', its raffish strains drift around the field, and Gary (18) and Joanne (16) decide to go back to their tent and prove him right. Probably.